Sex Gods!

08:54 pm: Well, i havent posted here in.... ages. Just havent got round to much on here, kinda lost interest along with my general laziness and slight hate for these jounrnal thingies. Ah well whatcha gonna do. Now you extremely bored readers *tumble bush flys by* get to wait until my next very short very pointless entry.

~Max

07:37 pm: First day back. Fecking wonderful. I had two hours sleep, even better...

Double period of biology first. One word. BOREDOM. Although my teacher did say how he almost tripped up the olympic torch bearer on holiday in greece...

What did i have after that... english and computing. Both straightforward and relatively boring. Then i had maths which i was annoyed at. Some dipshit help teacher was in and came up to me trying to help me and decided to speak to me like i was some kind of retard. I felt like shouting at her,
"FUCK OFF. I'm the smartest person in this class, SO DO NOT treat me like some kind of retard. Ok?"
I sure as hell would have got suspended for that...

Last period was chemistry, wasnt so bad because at the end i asked the teacher if he had ever made nitroglycerin before. He said it was easy to do, but very volatile...

:D

~Max~

11:54 pm: lalala
Woo! Back from my little holiday things and now i get to post because i fix'ded my computer.

The lil holiday thing was fun with the white water rafting, rock climbing and all that stuff. All through it i missed Laura... my stoned comrades were just no competition to her company. It sucks because we are going back to school and we will hardly get to see each other... i'm sure we will figure out something.

Anyway, am gonna go off this now... things to d/l so i can watch a film Johny gave me on CD...

Bye

~Max~

01:10 am: Booooooooooooooooooooooooored
Cheesus, i'm so bored. Sitting here randomly doing random things at one in the fecking morning when i should be asleep. I think i'm becoming an insomniac. Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Well that was random. Aint done jack shit through the holidays so far, so just continued boredom and slowly learning how to hack. Thats about it...

I'm away now.

Max.

08:11 pm: random
Hehe just home after going to the chippy... cant be arsed going down to yours Jackson! I'm only at home cause i decided i didnt want to get soaked but now im all warm and tired... sleep so tempting. But i'm gonna go to jacksons anyway, even if he is a big blonde aryan pedo! Well am done... wonder if my t-shirt is dry yet...

08:17 pm: YEEEHAW!
Howdee ya'll. Tis, cam the man on again. Just wanting to say that...

The Paintball was god damned awsome!!! Ihad the best fun I've had in a long long time, if not the best fun I've ever had. I was there with all ma bestest of friends, and it was just generally a blast. But I have to rub it into Johnny, Karloon, Linzi and Michaela's faces! WE WON!!! WE WON!!! Purple team kicks ass! Sorry... It wasn't entirely fair. Their team was full of wimpy wee weans! That was pathetic. But it was still utterly kick ass. I'm up for doing it again during the summer.

And then after that we all hung out, kicke back and had some more fun.

Anyway, I went to school as usual, but we really didn't do much. Just another boring day at school really. Then after that, I went tp Laura's and hung out there for a while. We just talked about stuff and listened to music. AVril Lavigne mostly.

And another thing... I GOT ME A TICKET TO SEE AVRIL'S CONCERTO!!! YAY!!! Can't wait, even though its in October. But thats not the point! Don't ruin ma fun! lol.

Now I'm just assin' about, playing on alleria.com which I must say is very kick ass.

Well gotta post on it so, I'll catch ya'll later!

~ Cameron XxXxXxXx

05:20 pm: All on ma lonesome.
Hey everybody! This is cam da man, posting randomly cos I am bored. lol. Well... I just got back from school a while ago. It was pretty boring. But me and laura were playing knots and crosses in English, so not so bad, still boring though.

Last night I found a few funny cartoons. They were called THE CLOG, THE FINAL PUSH, AND OF COURSE TIMMY TOURETTES. It was soooooooo funny. Just thought you should know :D

Nuthin much been happenin in ma life. But we shall all be killin' each other at the PAINTBALL CENTRE on Saturday. Lookin forward to it!!!

Well Cant be bothered writing anymore so see ya!

~ Cammy

08:03 pm: Bored
Well i'm bored and as i sit here and wait for jackson... If he could just eat that little bit faster.

Bored bored bored

12345678 abcdef w00t! Hexadecimal.

Randomness. *growl* damn computing teacher making me learn to count in base 8 and base 16 just because he feels like it... much annoyingness even though i probably would have had to anyway. *shakes an angry fist in the air*

I wanna see laura!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whole week without her.........
Gar.

I'm done...

~Max

06:34 pm: Cammy Post
Heylo people. How art all thee prats? I am bored out of ma god damned skull. I am hangin with Maxwell the Destructor. We are watchin Aliens. Its funny. It has loud noises, shit blowing up and an angry constipated American. Today I learned the important lesson of not letting a bouncy ball fall into big jaggy bushes. My finger was fuckin numb for half a bloody hour. But its just sore now. Garrrr!

11:28 am: Shout, Shout, Let it all out.
Yehaw! Yas! I got that too! :D Bow down to me et Max.

08:15 pm: Which Greek God Are You?

Morpheus


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Yay! I get to be the god of dreams isnt that fun!

07:48 pm: maxs first entry !!!!!!!!!!

Heart of Gold


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Yay me! I figured i'd get something along the lines of my heart have being trampled on then burned up with a propane torch!

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'm done.

11:58 pm: Mwuahahaha! I am actually posting! :P Not really... i'm leaving now :P

06:44 pm: For all of you who occasionally have a really bad day, and you just
need to take it out on someone -- don't take it out on someone you
know, take it out on someone you don't know.
I was sitting at my computer, when I remembered a phone call I
had forgotten to make. I found the number, and dialed it. A man
answered saying, "Hello?" I politely said, "This is Fred, could I
please speak with Robin Carter?" He replied "Wrong number,
asshole," and the phone was slammed down on me.
I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. I tracked down
Robin's correct number and called her. (I had transposed the
last two digits of her phone number.) After hanging up with her,
I decided to call the 'wrong' number again. When the same guy
answered the phone, I yelled, "You're an asshole!" and I hung
up.
I wrote his number down, with the word 'asshole' next to it, and
put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was
paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell,
"You're an asshole!" It always cheered me up.
When Caller ID came to our area, I thought that my therapeutic
'asshole' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number
and said, "Hi, this is John Smith from the Telephone Company.
I'm just calling to see if you're familiar with the caller ID
program?" He yelled, "NO!" and slammed the phone down. I
quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're an
asshole!"
So, one day I was at the grocery store, getting ready to pull into
a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off, and pulled
into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled
that I had been waiting for the spot. The idiot ignored me. I
noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote down his
number.
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had his
number on speed dial), I thought I had better call the BMW asshole,
too. I dialed and someone said, "Hello?"
I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
"Yes, it is."
"Can you tell me where I can see it?"
"Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house and the
car's parked right out front."
"What's your name?" I asked.
"My name is Don Hansen," he said.
"When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
"I'm home every evening after five."
"Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
"Yes?"
"Don, you're an asshole!" Then I hung up, and added his number
to my speed dial. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes
to call. But after several weeks of calling them, it wasn't as
enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea: I called
Asshole #1.
"Hello?"
"You're an asshole!" (but I didn't hang up).
"Are you still there?" he asked.
"Yeah," I said.
"Stop calling me!" he screamed.
"Make me," I said.
"Who are you? " he asked.
"My name is Don Hansen. "Yeah?
Where do you live?"
"I live at 1802 West 34th Street, Asshole, in a yellow house with
a black BMW parked in front."
He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better
start saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, Asshole." Then I called
Asshole # 2:
"Hello?" he said.
"Hello, Asshole," I said.
He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
"You'll what?" I said. "I'll kick your ass," he exclaimed.
I answered, "Well, Asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over
right now!"
Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I
lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and I was on my way over there
to kill my gay lover. Then, I called Channel 13 news about the
gang war going down on West 34th Street. I quickly got into my
car and headed over to 34th St. There, I saw two assholes beating
the crap out of each other in front of six squad cars, a police
helicopter, and a TV news crew.
Now, I feel better.

06:26 pm: jackson wuld like all 2 know that he has park + ride written on his ass !!!

06:22 pm: kaylas first entry .....aaaaaawwwwwww!!

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05:22 pm: You all smell.
you all smell.